HOW TO (CORRECTLY) SING THE SONG OF STEW (complete with hand motions..)
Stew *immitate shako feather*
loved *make heart sign*
you *point to audience*
untill he died *make universal choking sign*
CHORUS
and then I *point to self*
cried *make pretend tears with fingers*
and then you *point to audience*
cried *pretend tears*
and then we *gesture back and forth between self and audience*
cried *yep pretend tears again*
because he died *universal choking sign*
And now he's dead *universal choking sign*
we cut off his head *pretend to cut off head*
to wear his feathers *put arms out at side and wave fingers*
in cold weathers *pretend to shiver*
because he died *universal choking sign*
CHORUS
Then I set him on fire *make flames and in suitably demonic voice squeal fire*
because the leprechaun *hold fingers 2 inches apt and squint at "leprechaun"*
told me *point to self*
to
And now I'm *point to self*
sad *tears*
and so are you *point at audience*
because he died *universal choking sign*
REPEAT CHORUS INCESSANTLY TILL RACHEL HUNTS YOU DOWN AND KILLS YOU
